Okay, kiddies, who wants to see how much Callæ has changed...
...in the space of just five months and fifteen days?
(Note: I'm being super-unambiguous 'cause nobody cares.)
Any takers, go here-ish: [link]
And then looky-loo at this:

name: Callan Margaret-Ruth Bignoli.
age: 17.
Birthdate: 30 January 1988.
sign: Aquarius.
eyes: Green.
hair: Golden brown.
pets: Five cats - Lionel, Data, Figaro, Shadow, and Graham.
bf/gf: Shawn teh 1337 kr3s0x0r.

'' favorites ''
bands: Porcupine Tree, The Cooper Temple Clause, ATDI/Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, Drive Like Jehu, Icarus Line, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, Muse, Super Furry Animals, Idlewild, Blur, Pulp, stuffish stuff.
crayon: Cerulean.
cereal: Cinnamon Swirlz (stupid pretentious 'z').
jolly rancher flavor: Ew.
hangout: Bedrooms.
day: Let's say 23 June 2005, or 27 July 2005, or 19 August 2005 - they all rocked ass.
month: October?
season: Autumn.
show: Monty fuckin' Python, bitch.
shoes: The new ones with the red laces.
restaurant: Quiznos, olè.
car: Fuckin' Chevrolet Impala LS.
kitchen appliance: Cuisinart.
color of lava lamp: Blue.
person to talk to online: My boy.
person to talk to on the phone: Phone?
memories: The good days since 21 June '05.

|this or that|
boxers or briefs? Boxers.
plaid or striped? Both, damnit!
alt or rap? Alt.
ska or punk? Punk.
classical or country? Classical.
salt or pepper? Pepper.
coke or pepsi? Coke.
dr. pepper or mr. pibb? Dr Pepper.
Sprite or 7-up? Ew.
skittles-original, tropical, or wildberry? Still fruit smoothies, biznatch.
m & m's-regular, peanut, peanut-butter, or almond? Peanut.
bleh or blah? Bleh.
okay, ok, or o.k.? Okay.
shake or stir? Shake (dog shake).
bright colors or dark colors: Both.
snap, crackle, or pop? Crackle.
half-empty or half-full: Half-full.
sunshine or rain? Rain.
sun or moon? Moon.
silver or gold? Silver.
frogs or toads? Frogs.

:: short answer ::
left handed or right handed? Both.
are you smart? That's the general consensus 'round these parts.
whats your middle name? Margaret-Ruth.
how many personalities do you have? Seven. One of them is decent.
how many piercings do you have? Zero.
do you read your horoscope? Yeah.
do you believe in that stuff? Somewhat.
can you do a cartwheel? Nope.
can you drive? I sure can. Like Jehu, laif.
do you keep a journal? Yes. Many.
what languages do you know? English, lots of Spanish, some German, Welsh, and Italian.
do you like cotton candy? Yep.
do you like pina coladas? I like my old answer: I prefer to get caught in the rain.
what do you sleep in? Undervayr.
how many pillows do you have? On my bed - two.
how many times have you moved houses? One, counting hospital to 506.
is your room messy? Nope.
do you like your handwriting? Occassionally.
do you like to fingerpaint? Sure.
do you sleep with a stuffed animal(s)? No.
are you ticklish? At times.
did you go to preschool? Yes.
are you a morning person? Nah.

"hard questions"
would you rather burn to death or freeze to death? I'd like to freezerburn to death, if I could, sir.
would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? Sure, and I'd promptly by my red Impala.
if you had a band what would you name it? Still Noir and the Incognitos, best name evah.
where do you want to live? With my man. Don't care where. We could opt for a junkyard, even.
if you had to dye your hair right now, what color would you make it? Dyeing is bad. I like me golden brown.
if you had to get a body piercing right now where would it be? Still like the old one: Up YOUR ass! Hah!
if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be? It wouldn't be on me, dude.
Spell your name backward: .ilongiB .R.M nallaC - gnieb emit eht roF
If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? A red panda, or maybe a Fennec fox.
Ever been to Belgium? Belgium indeed, you vulgar bastard!
What's your favourite coin? Uh, dimes?

describe your..
Pillow cover: Flowery. Smells nice.
Coffee cup: Eh, coffee sucks them gorillas.
Sunglasses: Yellow-orange aviators, a la the Gautreyman.
Shoes: White mesh, Reebokage, artifically red laces to match the stitching.
Favorite top: Hmm.. maybe my guitar school shirt? Turquoise and awesome.
Favorite pants: My seducing gym ones. Flannel, dumb. "Blah blah blah, chatter chatter, ooh really I know."
Cologne/Perfume: Nonexistent?
CD in stereo right now: Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime, Coldplay - X&Y, Queen - A Night at the Opera. Ever so related, ain't they just?
Wearing: Aforementioned pants, an orange polo.
Makeup: Mostly cried off. Icky.

appearance
hair: A mess; I didn't do shit with it today.
height: 5'8.5"
thinking of: My wayward love, alas.

last thing you...
bought: A Garmarna CD.
read: The Sirens of Titan by KVJ.

either / or
tea or coffee: Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea. And furthermore, tea.
beer or cider: Cider.
cats or dogs: Cats.
single or taken: Taken.
pen or pencil: Pencil.
gloves or mittens: Gloves.
food or candy: Food.
cassette or cd: CD.

* * *

Well, that was a hoot and a holler, weren't it?
"My apartment smells like dead midgets."
Yeah, I need sleep.